(via methhomework)


latenightseth:

That sound you hear? That’s your mind totally getting blown.

(via bastille)


(via telapathetic)


snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

(via corpish)


me as a pedestrian: [catwalks slowly across street as 90 cars pile up behind each other trying to turn; throws modelesque glance backwards over designer shades] [car inches into crosswalk] HOW DARE YOU COME WITHIN FIVE FEET OF ME!? I HAVE THE FUCKING RIGHT OF WAY??? SEE YOU IN COURT YOU CAPITALIST, PLANET-DESTROYING SCUM
me driving: say your prayers

methhomework:

is that alvin from alvin and the chipmunks


unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

play this at my funeral so that the world will know how i lived 

(via methhomework)




seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via relahvant)


jaegen:

if you told a majority of tumblr that gullible was written on the celing they wouldnt even look up they would just believe you

(via bestfunny)


ehtan:

australian parliament 

ehtan:

australian parliament 

(via relahvant)



prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

(via lohanthony)


politicalsexkitten:

Really funny how people making fun of immigrants speaking “broken english” only know one fucking language.

(via bullied)