pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

pastelbloodbath:

nitrogen:

(18+)

18+???are they going to fuck the fish??????? what are u some kind of filthy fish fucker????????  end fish fucking 2015

(via joshpeck)


astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

(via black-shards)


marshmallowhaunter:

Let’s all play “Let’s look for weird names in the credits while we wait for the marvel movie to end”

(via black-shards)


studip:

can’t believe George Washington created the earth this day 2014 years ago

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egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via unescapable)


trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via black-shards)


i-really-doughnut-like-you:

ruinedchildhood:

Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS as a child and oh my god

(via black-shards)


Neil Patrick Harris and David Burtka reenact the spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp (x)

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dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via dulect)


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taggedugly:

your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

(via seediest)


bussykiller:

wishingonadandylion:

"Because that’s where she lives."

I lost it.

ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE

(via dulect)


trust:

i think the only thing ill ever be proud of is one of my selfies being used as a emo porn site advertisement 

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veggietalesyaoi:

if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking

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