bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

bradney:

this is the only status my grandma has posted

(via realhousewivesofuganda)


totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

(via oh-no-she-di-int)


wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

(via fake-mermaid)


pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via realhousewivesofuganda)


i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

(via asvprock)


thegayduck:

lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

#it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(via oh-no-she-di-int)


justanotherotakugirl9:

Mandy doesn’t have time for your bullshit today. She has work to do, ma’am.

(via oh-no-she-di-int)



tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

(via trust)


blessedbeing22:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

blessedbeing22:

Babies sneezing is the best thing

(via joshpeck)


bathingwithlucifer:

literally representation of society

(via oh-no-she-di-int)


burgrs:

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

(via fake-mermaid)


ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

ohmygil:

God is like "ball is life, my son"

(via fake-mermaid)


(via troyesivan)


slavesnake:

The VMAs are definitely Britney’s show.

Even when she’s not there.

(via qothqueen)